February 28, 2013

Grading Each 2012 NFL Team: AFC West Edition

Since it's a little too early to look forward--and don't let all this combine and draft talk fool you--let's look back at how all 32 teams did in 2012.  These grades are quite obviously subjective, but I assessed a few things in my mind: 1) Did this team improve, maintain or decline in performance from previous years?; 2) Did this team maximize the talent level on its roster?; and 3) What does the quality of wins and losses say about these guys?

We now continue our series with the AFC West:

Denver Broncos, 13 - 3

Overall Grade: B+
It was a fantastic comeback year for Peyton Manning by nearly all measures except for that pesky postseason success that has eluded this Hall of Famer every season but one.  With a 13 - 3 regular season record, 11-game winning streak and #1 seed in the AFC, the Broncos have plenty to hang their hats on.  Even so, with the easiest record in the NFL this year and a playoff performance with flaws everywhere but special teams, it's hard to compare these Broncos to other teams that did more with less when it mattered most.

High Points: How about that 11-game winning streak?  True, it included only two teams with winning records, but if there was any question that Peyton Manning would skip a beat returning to the field, that was answered by Week 6.  If'n you don't rememer, that was when the Broncos came back in stunning fashion from a 0 - 24 halftime deficit to beat the Chargers on the road.
Low Points: There aren't many to choose from here since the Broncos played a great regular season against many a lesser team that was dealt their way.  Still, Denver lacked quality wins, going 2 - 3 against teams with winning records and losing out of the gate in the playoffs when many pundits had Peyton's place on the fast track to the Super Bowl.  These shortcomings will forever be symbolized by Rahim More's late game breakdown in the secondary that allowed the Ravens to take it to overtime with less than a minute left on the clock.

Homework for 2013: Start thinking about a backup plan for Peyton Manning.  There's no obvious reason that Manning will decline next season given his near-seamless return under center in 2012.  Even so, he'll be 37 when the 2013 season starts, and we really don't know how his durability will look in the long term.  Broncos fans need only to look to Curtis Painter's abysmal 2011 performance in Indy to know backups don't become great by osmosis, and Johns Fox and Elway need to lend a critical eye to current #2 Brock Osweiler's abilities.

San Diego Chargers, 7 - 9

Overall Grade: C-
On the bright side, the Chargers' woes this season finally forced shakeups in the front office, but this team created far more questions than it answered this year.  Has Philip Rivers lost his peak?  Will Ryan Mathews ever stay healthy for a whole season?  Can the Chargers learn to protect a fourth quarter lead?

High Points: Despite a very inconsistent season, the Chargers had no trouble routing many a lesser team by 20+ point margins, proving there's a foundation to build on with new management to propel this team back into contention in the AFC. 

Low Points: It's hard to believe, but the Chargers were only two epic collapses away from being a playoff contender this year.  Unfortunately these collapses were much more defining than San Diego's wins.  Collapse #1: The Chargers had a tremendous opportunity to make a statement against the Broncos in their first meeting by running up a halftime lead of 24 - 0.  Five Philip Rivers turnovers later, St. Manning brought Denver back from the dead with 35 unanswered points.  Collapse #2: The Chargers had the Ravens on the ropes trailing by 3 with less than 2 minutes and 29 yards to go on 4th down.  So of course they screwed that up on a Flacco-to-Rice checkdown with nearly 11 missed tackles.  Yep.

Homework for 2013: Find some healthy, battle-tested offensive weapons to shield the Chargers from Bad Philip Rivers and don't trade anyone else to the Saints, where they will thrive.  Kneel out every game with two minutes on the clock if you have to.

Kansas City Chiefs, 2 - 14

Overall Grade: F-
That's right, the poor Kansas City Chiefs invented the F-minus this year with some of the saddest football we've ever seen.  There is probably no NFL coach happier to be fired right now than Romeo Crennel, who has simply gone through hell in 2012.  On the bright side, there is almost literally nowhere to go but up.

High Points: The Chiefs had an ugly but resilient win against the Saints and then a less ugly and more resilient win against the Panthers.  The only other highlight is that at least the Chiefs stayed consistent enough with this awful season to land the top draft pick instead of wasting a huge opportunity on winning for pride late in the season.
Low Points: Where do we begin after 2 - 14?  Well, there's the fact it took the Chiefs 10 weeks to earn a lead at any point in regulation against an opponent, which comes to nearly 500 minutes of playing time.  Then there was the -24 turnover differential, most of which was singly attributable to QB Matt Cassel, who was later booed by his own fans in Arrowhead after he sustained a season-ending concussion only to be replaced by Brady Quinn.  There are also the fans who rented a plane with a banner message to fire GM Pioli and bench Cassel for some sum of money that could have been spent on charity or beer.

Homework for 2013: The Chiefs have already regained some serious offseason ground with the acquisition of coach Andy Reid and QB Alex Smith, who would sooner stay on the bench in San Francisco than produce a -24 turnover differential like Matt Cassel.  So more than anything else, this new band of midwestern brethren needs to forget 2012 ever happened and wipe the slate clean, now that they can use that #1 pick on someone other than a mediocre class of quarterbacks.

Oakland Raiders, 4 - 12

Overall Grade: D-
In the league's worst division by far, a D is actually not so bad.  In fact, it's still technically passing, as coach Dennis Allen found out on Black Monday.  But the Raiders had a lot of problems starting with Carson Palmer and ending with a depleted, woeful defense.  Riddle me this, do you have much confidence in a coach who didn't think to start Terrelle Pryor over Palmer until Week 17 when Oakland already boasted a 4 - 11 record?

High Points: Sebastian Janikowski's still playing for Oakland, right?  They didn't even have to post bail for him one time this whole year!

Low Points: Well, there was that span of 4 games where the Raiders D allowed an average of 42 points per game making Oakland nearly as bad as the Saints and Titans in that category.  Also, 50% of the Raiders' wins were against the Chiefs, just sayin'.

Homework for 2013: Get Terrelle Pryor ready for the starting job ASAP.  Another weapon or four in the receiving corps would help if the Raiders aren't forced to spend the whole draft on defense.

February 26, 2013

Grading Each 2012 NFL Team: AFC South Edition

Since it's a little too early to look forward--and don't let all this combine and draft talk fool you--let's look back at how all 32 teams did in 2012.  These grades are quite obviously subjective, but I assessed a few things in my mind: 1) Did this team improve, maintain or decline in performance from previous years?; 2) Did this team maximize the talent level on its roster?; and 3) What does the quality of wins and losses say about these guys?

We now continue our series with the AFC South:

Indianapolis Colts, 11 - 5

Overall Grade:A+
Against all odds and statistical anomalies that would have made the 2012 Indianapolis Colts middle-of-the-pack at best, this team more than rose to the occasion for an ailing coach and became an overnight Wild Card sensation.  Astoundingly, Indy was the only team with a negative point differential to make the playoffs.

High Points: This whole season gave Indianapolis fans plenty of hope with exclamation point wins against the Packers in a dramatic Week 5 comeback and against the Texans when Chuck Pagano returned to the sidelines in Week 17.  A season's worth of last minute game-winning drives on Andrew Luck's arm was well worth going 2 - 14 with the likes of Curtis Painter last year.
Low Points: The Colts had a few setbacks losing to the New York Jets and Jacksonville Jaguars in the first part of the season and suffering through some rough interceptions from Andrew Luck, but growing pains are part of the game when you're rebuilding a team from scratch.  I thought about putting Chuck Pagano's illness here too, but it just doesn't seem fitting given the resilient attitude he's exemplified and transferred to his locker room.

Homework for 2013: Coach Andrew Luck to throw what's there and nothing else.  Shore up weaknesses on the Indy defensive roster so that the Colts aren't so tied to luck (or Luck) this time next year.

Jacksonville Jaguars, 2 - 14

Overall Grade: F
We knew this was going to be a bad year in all likelihood for the Jaguars and new [now also ex-] head coach Mike Mularkey, but things looked no better at the end of 2012 than they did at the beginning, which is a very low bar, mind you.

High Points: Jacksonville doesn't have much to cheer about other than benching Blaine Gabbert for good since they have the worst record in the NFL without even the top draft pick.  Nevertheless, the Jaguars played their best opponents this year surprisingly close (Patriots, Packers, Texans), so maybe there's still a little fight that can be built upon in a less mistake-prone 2013.  And there's also solid WR Cecil Shorts.

Low Points: 95% of this Jacksonville season could be considered a low point in truth.  Given that the season started with a nasty contract holdout and inevitable injury to Maurice Jones-Drew, who was one of the few diamonds in a rough roster, Jacksonville never had much of a prayer or ticket sales.

Homework for 2013: Stop at nothing to get a better option at quarterback and resist the urge to make Tim Tebow anything but a fullback or team chaplain.

Houston Texans, 12 - 4

Overall Grade: B
After looking dominant on both sides of the ball for the first half of the season and quite poised for a Super Bowl run, the Texans came quickly crashing back to Earth.  Matt Schaub's passing game got way out of sync, and the perpetually double-teamed J.J. Watt exposed deficiencies elsewhere on Wade Phillip's defense, especially in the secondary.

High Points: A 12 - 1 start alongside one of the best defensive performances I've ever seen from game-changing DE J.J. Watt made the Texans a new team worth cheering for in the humdrum AFC.  Houston had dominant games against the Denver Broncos and Baltimore Ravens long before those teams were a thing.
Low Points: If what goes up must come down, the Texans' 1 - 3 slide to close out the season and weak postseason showing are physical proof.  There were early signs of danger when Aaron Rodgers put up an ungodly 6 TDs against one of the supposedly elite defenses in the league in Week 6.  Then Houston put on the cursed letterman jackets in Foxboro, marking the beginning of the end-- the first of two 42-point Patriot routs that would dash the Texans' hopes of postseason greatness again.

Homework for 2013: Diversify the offensive plan of attack, especially in the play-calling.  The Texans struggled mightily in the last four weeks of the season during which they averaged less than 14 points a game.  Stuffing Arian Foster proved to be Houston's Achilles Heel, and many a defense exploited this to a tee with the Texans' far-too-obvious game plan.  Matt Schaub clearly struggles to carry his team on his own, so Houston needs to study up on Adrian Peterson's monster success in Minnesota and find Schaub another steady-handed receiver.

Tennessee Titans, 6 - 10

Overall Grade: C-
Coach Mike Munchak survived Black Monday alright but succumbed to quite a sophomore slump.  In 2011, the Titans went 9 - 7 and barely missed the playoffs; in 2012, they went 6 - 10 and allowed more points per game than any other defense this season, even the woeful Saints.  Jake Locker still has a lot to learn as a young QB, Chris Johnson is still an inconsistent money suck, and well, we already talked about that defense.

High Points: The Titans had an unexpected blowout win against the streaking Miami Dolphins that fooled many into thinking they'd finally turned the corner this year, but the big win also showed the potential this team has when firing on all cylinders.  Tennessee's special teams play has also been a bright spot in a "meh" year, with the Titans leading the league in return TDs including this encore of the Music City Miracle in Week 3 against the Lions.

Low Points: Sure, the matchup was never favorable for Tennessee, but this team still has a bad taste in its mouth after that 7 - 55 loss to Green Bay that my local network affiliate nevertheless refused to flex from because Bud Adams sucks.  In fact, he's just a less-publicized version of overbearing and unaware Jerry Jones.

Homework for 2013: Make the real coaching change needed at Defensive Coordinator and see what the younger players on this side of the ball (Klug, McCarthy, Brown) can do for you.  Find a backup QB under 40 for Jake Locker.

February 21, 2013

Grading Each 2012 NFL Team: AFC North Edition

Since it's a little too early to look forward--and don't let all this combine and draft talk fool you--let's look back at how all 32 teams did in 2012.  These grades are quite obviously subjective, but I assessed a few things in my mind: 1) Did this team improve, maintain or decline in performance from previous years?; 2) Did this team maximize the talent level on its roster?; and 3) What does the quality of wins and losses say about these guys?

We now continue our series with the AFC North:

Cincinnati Bengals, 10 - 6

Overall Grade: B
There were big highs and lows in Cincinnati this season with a team that proved to be just as streaky as its mascot.  The Bengals have yet to secure that elusive playoff win in the Marvin Lewis era, but many talented pieces on both sides of the ball are starting to come together for a franchise looking to move up in the division.

High Points: The Bengals closed out the regular season on a high note, going 10 -6 with signature wins against the Giants at home and the Steelers at Heinz Field, which have been a big mental hurdle for Cincy for many years.  Further, the Bengals' wealth of pass rushers and success on the ground with Benjarvis Green-Ellis bodes well for years to come.

Low Points: The Bengals rebounded nicely from an 0 - 4 slide midway through the season, but the team couldn't have been pleased with losing to the Texans in the Wild Card for the second straight year in very disappointing fashion.  They were unable to convert a single third down on the day and had -17 passing yards until well into the second quarter... yet they lost by less than a TD.

Homework for 2013: Andy Dalton needs to work on his deep ball and get more comfortable using multiple receiving options. A.J. Green is a great security blanket, but too many defenses now know this.  OC Jay Gruden needs to honor what could become one of the better running attacks in the NFL next year in his play-calling

Cleveland Browns, 5 - 11

Overall Grade: C-
I'm going to be slightly forgiving of the Cleveland Browns because they really did as much as they probably could have with the talent level of this roster and played nearly every game close even though they came up short more often than not.  Too bad Jimmy Haslam doesn't see it that way.

High Points: Trent Richardson looks like he can deliver in upcoming years and had some notable runs this year.  And the Browns rose to the top of the bottom of the AFC barrel this year with hard fought wins against the Bengals, Steelers and Chargers.

Low Points: As good as pieces of the Browns roster have been this year (Richardson, Joe Haden, Josh Cribbs), this team was more than a draft/trade or two short of a winning record, and a dramatic overhaul is inevitable under new management.  Few losses were as heartbreaking as Cleveland's overtime sputter against Dallas after leading the Cowboys by 10 points in the fourth quarter.

Homework for 2013: Give Brandon Weeden all the practice reps he can handle ASAP.  The new management needs to know if QB shopping is a priority well before April rolls around under the direction of new Brownies Rod Chudzinski and Norv Turner.

Baltimore Ravens, 10 - 6

Overall Grade: A+
Sure this team had some real highs and lows in the regular season, as most champs seem to have done in recent years, but what else can you say about the team that shocked the world with [Flacco's] gun's a-blazin' in January to make one of the most memorable Super Bowl runs in NFL history?

High Points: Everything else pales in comparison to Baltimore's magical playoff sweep with the odds stacked against them.  The Ravens beat the two top offenses in the league to get to New Orleans and then had the explosive 49ers by the jugular until the Superdome went dark.  But it shouldn't be a surprise anymore that this team would keep its composure, make an epic goal line stand and take home one last Lombardi under Ray Lewis' tenure.  And how about that Joe Flacco going 11 TDs, no picks in the postseason?
Low Points: Whoever bet on Baltimore to go all the way in December must be living a life of luxury now, since the team looked ready to be put out of its misery ASAP in January.  The Ravens went an abysmal 1 - 4 to close out the season with bad losses to the RG3-less Redskins and Charlie Batch-filled Steelers.  Many fans were scratching their heads when John Harbaugh cut OC Cam Cameron late in the season and replaced him with previously 2 - 14 head coach Jim Caldwell, but the rest, as they say, is history.

Homework for 2013: As spectacular as this season was, the Ravens are in a tough spot to repeat in 2013.  Signing Joe Flacco for "Drew Brees money" is going to create some serious cap issues for this aging but highly-valued roster with several key free agents on the horizon.  Ozzie Newsome is one of the best GMs in the league, but he'll need to trust smartly in the scouting process this time to find the right replacements for what could be a very different roster by April.

Pittsburgh Steelers, 8 - 8

Overall Grade: C
This Steelers team gets a little bit of extra credit for the plague of injuries endured in all phases of the game this year, but don't say we didn't warn you about those risks before the season began.  Pittsburgh was baffling this year, winning against many of its tougher opponents (Giants, Bengals, Ravens) and losing to some of the league's bottom feeders (Browns, Titans, Radiers).

High Points: Two big wins that had me convinced the Steelers could limp into the playoffs despite the flesh wounds were with the Giants in the Meadowlands and with the Ravens in Baltimore when Pittsburgh was down to third-string Methuselah QB Charlie Batch.  The latter win was a big one for the fans hoping for extend those playoff hopes another week and watch their most hated rival collapse in embarrassing primetime fashion.

Low Points: As mentioned above, losses to some of the most profoundly struggling teams this year continually sunk Pittsburgh's morale, but the Steelers really weren't the same team anyway once Ben Roethlisberger went down with a serious rib injury.  Although Big Ben muscled his way off the bench, he never looked or threw quite the same way after that, and Pittsburgh closed out the season 2 - 5.

Homework for 2013: Make some hard roster decisions with iconic but aging and expensive veterans like Troy Polamalu and James Harrison to make way for the next Iron Curtain generation.  Cryogenically freeze all offensive linemen until September to avoid further injury.

February 19, 2013

Grading Each 2012 NFL Team: AFC East Edition

Ugh.  We are in no [wo]man's land for a long time when it comes to NFL news and analysis.  Did you know that Rob Gronkowski likes to party in his free time?  And that some players anonymously don't like each other and/or their coaches?  Since it's a little too early to look forward--and don't let all this combine and draft talk fool you--let's look back at how all 32 teams did in 2012.  These grades are quite obviously subjective, but I assessed a few things in my mind: 1) Did this team improve, maintain or decline in performance from previous years?; 2) Did this team maximize the talent level on its roster?; and 3) What does the quality of wins and losses say about these guys?

Without further adieu, here we go with the AFC East:

Buffalo Bills, 6 - 10

Overall Grade: D+
The Bills left off after the 2011 season with some glimmers of hope in offensive skill players Fred Jackson, Steve Johnson and C.J. Spiller and loaded up on defense with free agent Mario Williams.  All they got out of it was their 6th coach in 10 years and their 9th consecutive season without a winning record.  Ouch.

High Points: Running back C.J. Spiller has been just about the only thing to write home about with the Bills this season. Had it not been for Adrian Peterson's MVP year, Spiller would've gotten more air time for his big fantasy contributions in a growing desert of Buffalo offensive talent.
Low Points: Hoo boy, there were some nasty Buffalo blowouts this year and zero quality wins.  The Bills would be king at the bottom of the barrel with wins over the Chiefs, Browns, Cardinals, Jets and Jaguars (with a collective 20 - 60 record in 2012), but they didn't notch a single W against a team with a winning record and gave up 35 or more points in 6 games.  So much for Super Mario.

Homework for 2013: Try to empower Doug Marrone to become a coach worth hanging onto for at least four to five years for a change.  Come to acceptance that Ryan Fitzpatrick is a sunk cost like the Seahawks did so smartly with Matt Flynn.

Miami Dolphins, 7 -9

Overall Grade: C
The Dolphins captured the essence of meh-ness this season, but Miami has reason to feel a little more optimistic next season with a strong defensive core and a coach and QB gaining some important game time experience.

High Points: The Dolphins had a pretty nice run in the middle of the season with wins against quality teams like the Bengals and Seahawks by putting their rushing prowess on both sides of the ball to work.  They could start looking better next year when Ryan Tannehill's a little steadier behind center.

Low Points: Getting blown out by the struggling Tennessee Titans at home had to be pretty embarrassing for the 'Fins since it ended any real playoff hopes with their 3 - 6 run to close out the season.

Homework for 2013: Find additional quality receiver options for Tannehill in the passing game.  Brian Hartline is great, but he can't do it all with Brandon Marshall one year removed from Miami.

New York Jets, 6 - 10

Overall Grade: F
A little heartless, you say, given that the Jets still finished with just the 9th worst record in the NFL after big injuries to Darrelle Revis and Santonio Holmes?  That may be so but few teams have suffered losses as embarrassing as the Jets have under the gigantic New York media spotlight while Rex Ryan jabbers on.  One could easily make a one-team 2012 blooper reel with these guys.

High Points: The biggest highlight for me was Rex Ryan's continual decisions to limit Tim Tebow's snaps throughout the season no matter how abysmal things got with Mark Sanchez and then Greg McElroy.  At least we can now move on to the stage of acceptance following the loss of Tebowmania.

Low Points: So, so many.  So very many.  A runner up could be Mark Sanchez's 5-turnover extravaganza against the Titans to take the team out of playoff contention entirely, but I dare you to find a GIF more symbolic of any team at any time than this classic Sanchez butt fumble.

Homework for 2013: Bench the $8M Sanchize and make a mad grab for any second-string QB not currently on the Cardinals' roster.  Anywhere from Alex Smith to Matt Flynn on the spectrum would be ideal.

New England Patriots, 12 - 4

Overall Grade: A-
It's tempting to give the Patriots a hard time since this team has faced the highest expectations in the league year-in and year-out, but they still look like a force to be reckoned with over a decade into the Brady-Belichick era.

High Points: So, so many.  So very many.  The Pats led the league in yards and points scored on offense by an impressive margin, and they did it with more balance in the rush game and less Gronk than many would have predicted in August.  New England made it look easy too against other AFC favorites like the Denver Broncos and Houston Texans, and while they fell short, that 28-point comeback against the 49ers was a performance for the ages.
Low Points: The Patriots' biggest weakness this season was against the league's more physical defenses - the Ravens and 75% of the NFC West.  Tom Brady simply hasn't looked as resilient as he used to when he gets shut down on one too many early series, and the Pats looked exposed against Baltimore in the AFC Championship without Stevan Ridley and Rob Gronkowski at their disposal.

Homework for 2013: Build up a one-two punch running attack with Stevan Ridley and Shane Vereen to match the already deadly Hernandez-Gronk and Lloyd Welker tandems, especially if Wes Welker goes the way of free agency.  The Pats will need to ground and pound to hang with the better defenses in today's NFL.

February 11, 2013

Top 10 Most Memorable Games of the 2012 NFL Season


If you were a lazy sports nerd like me and holed up for some sizable portion of the weekend due to inclement weather, you might have caught the most-excellent "America's Game" marathon on the NFL Network that counted down fan's favorite Super Bowl teams of all time.  I was thrilled to see the 2009 Saints land the second place spot (can't really argue with the 2008 Giants on that one), and I thought it would be a perfect time to recap what I think are the 10 most memorable games of this past season:
10) Rams 24, 49ers 24 in Week 10
San Francisco looked like a Super Bowl contender from Week 1 with an effortless win over a Packers team at Lambeau Field that had gone 15 - 1 the year before.  But with their upfront, physical style of play, the St. Louis Rams proved to be one of the 49ers’ toughest matchups of the season... twice.  This Week 10 game marked the first tie game in the NFL since 2008 and the first serious playing time for this guy you might have heard of since then, Colin Kaepernick.  Alex Smith went down with a concussion in the first quarter and the rest, as they say, is history.  Although not as explosive in the scoring department as he would later become, Kaep proved shovel-ready in his efficiency, completing 11 of 17 passes with no picks averaging over 10 yards per pass and over 8 yards per carry on the day.  But two lonesome kickers ruined both of these teams’ chances of winning outright in overtime with bad shanks.

9) 49ers 41, Patriots 34 in Week 15
If Week 10 in the 2012 season was Colin Kaepernick’s true debut, consider this game his coming out party.  The 49ers were looking just fine after Jim Harbaugh’s controversial decision to stick with the second-year QB despite Alex Smith also having a career year, but then again the Patriots were looking even better after putting up Tecmo-like numbers against the Texans and Jets in previous weeks.  San Francisco absolutely owned the Patriots going into the third quarter, forcing four turnovers and going up 31 - 3.  Kaepernick put up 4 TDs and over 200 yards on just 14 completed passes.  But in a way maybe only the Patriots [and 49ers] can, the Patriots stormed back from certain death by putting up 28 more points of their own in the 4th quarter... with a full 10 minutes to spare.  San Francisco’s ugly collapse seemed imminent during the commercial break until LaMichael James returned the ensuing kickoff for a 62-yard touchdown.  In what I like to call the Black Mamba Bowl, these two teams demonstrated their otherwise unmatched ability to strike quickly against big time competitors, and we got a window into just how dangerous the 49ers would become in the postseason no matter the scoreboard at halftime.

8) Broncos 35, San Diego Chargers 24 in Week 6
This game was an all-too-fitting end for that crazy Week 6 in which Vegas underdogs went 9 - 5 and up was down in my game picks.  For the first half of this Monday Night thriller, the Chargers wasted no time putting up a 24 - 0 lead on a Broncos team that looked too big for its hyped up shoes.  You could hear the sense of deep apathy in Jon Gruden’s voice as these AFC West rivals went back to the tunnel.  And then a miracle of Rorschach tests happened: either Philip Rivers’ Chargers had the most epic collapse of all time or Peyton Manning’s Broncos put on one of the biggest comebacks of all time.  I put a whole lot more stock in Column A than Column B since Rivers somehow managed to cough up 6 turnovers (4 INTs and 2 fumbles) over that time, but give it to Denver for taking poise and opportunity all the way to victory when those 60 minutes were up.

7) The Circle of Blowouts
Speaking of the above, the 2012 season will be remembered by many as a golden era of parity, upsets and turning tables in the NFL as evidenced by this handy graphic.  Teams that looked unstoppable by routing elite competition would go down in a similarly huge fashion the next week.  Just look at this circle of “statement” games against some of the league’s most respected winning teams this year (all but one made the playoffs anyway, by the way):
  • Patriots 42, Texans 14 in Week 14
  • Texans 43, Ravens 13 in Week7
  • Ravens 44, Bengals 13 in Week 1
  • Bengals 31, Giants 13 in Week10
  • Giants 26, 49ers 3 in Week6
  • 49ers 41, Patriots 34 in Week 15

6) Colts 30, Packers 27 in Week 5
If ever there was a turning point for a team this season, the Indianapolis Colts’ stunning Week 5 comeback against the Green Bay Packers is that moment.  With a young roster and new coaching staff just finding their grounding, Indianapolis looked poised for a rebuilding season with reasonable but low expectations.  Then shortly before Week 5, the team learned that new coach Chuck Pagano would be out indefinitely after being diagnosed with leukemia, and the Colts seemed destined for a season of beatdowns.  In fact, they trailed 21 - 3 against Aaron Rodgers’ Packers going into halftime.  But Indy quickly found its focus and fight in a big way.  On the arms and legs of Andrew Luck and Adam Vinatieri, the Colts put up 19 unanswered points and then a final go-ahead touchdown on a beautiful Luck-to-Wayne pass.  The clincher here is that this game wasn’t some flukey emotional win, it was the start of an odds-defying season with the Colts improving their record over the previous year by nine wins that included many inspired last-minute drives on the shoulders of Luck.

5) Titans 44, Lions 41 in Week 3
There are games that made this list because they had big playoff implications or made a statement about a team and its players, and then there’s this matchup between the otherwise unremarkable Lions and Titans of 2012.  But that doesn’t mean mediocre teams can’t put on one of the wildest, most entertaining 60+ minutes of football we’ve ever seen.  The Titans went into the half with a 20 - 9 lead over the Lions and would end the day as the only team in NFL history with 5 TDs of 60 yards or longer.  But that alone wasn’t enough to clinch the game for Tennessee.  The two teams combined for an ungodly 46 points in the 4th quarter, and the Lions scored the final 2 TDs of regulation in under 20 seconds to send the game to overtime.  Crazy enough, those stats don’t even begin to capture the flavor of events that occurred in this single game including: 1) Tennessee reenacting the Music City Miracle with a lateral punt return for a TD;2) Tennessee returning a kickoff for a TD; 3) Tennessee returning a fumble for a TD; 4) Detroit recovering an onside kick to set up the tying overtime score, which happened to be... 5) a Hail Mary that was deflected by the Titans but then caught and brought to the end zone by the Lions’ Titus Young; and6) one of the weirdest game-ending coaching mistakes of all time when the Lions were inside the 10-yard line in overtime on 4th down and [unsuccessfully] tried to convert instead of kicking a field goal. Did you get all that?  Me neither.
 
4) Falcons 30, Seahawks 28 in the Divisional Round
In what has widely been touted as one of the best playoff weekends of all time, the 2013 Divisional Round playoffs were the stuff of legends.  The first of two divisional games to make this list wasn’t so memorable in the first half, especially if you’re a Seattle fan.  The previously snake-bitten Falcons looked like they would cruise to their first win in the Matt Ryan/Mike Smith era with a 20-point lead at halftime.  That lead would persist into the 4th quarter, which started with Atlanta up 27 - 7.  Then Russell Wilson shook off the Seattle jet lag and put on a quarterback clinic with two TDs (one rushing, one passing) and a go-ahead hand off to Marshawn Lynch to put the Seahawks up 28 - 27 with just 34 seconds left on the clock.  The game looked to be one of the greatest comebacks in playoff history and yet another epic January collapse for the Falcons.  Only this time Matt Ryan ascended to a whole new level of play with a never better sub-one minute drill.  In fact, Ryan didn’t need that whole 34 seconds to march the Falcons down into field goal range.  Starting from the Atlanta 28, Ryan completed two huge passes in just 23 seconds--one to Harry Douglas for 22 yards and one to Tony Gonzalez for 19 yards--for Matt Bryant to attempt a 49-yard field goal.  We might be talking about a different ending had Pete Carroll not tried to ice the kicker, as Bryant’s first attempt sailed wide right, but the ball went straight through the uprights on the second try and the world melted with Tony Gonzalez’s tears when he finally won the first playoff game of his 16-year Hall of Fame career.

3) Vikings 37, Packers 34 in Week 17
Raise your hand if prior to December you thought this game would be anything but Green Bay phoning in a meaningless season closer before a bye week while the Vikings suffered through another rebuilding year.  Didn’t think so.  Instead, this was one of the best games a football fan could have hoped for to close out the season with subplots aplenty.  In no small part due to another game on this list, the Packers were contending for a playoff bye and home field advantage in the divisional round in Week 17.  Meanwhile, the Vikings were riding high on an improbable late season hot streak and could clinch the final NFC playoff berth with a win in the Metrodome.  Did I also mention Adrian Peterson was just over 200 yards shy of beating Eric Dickerson’s all-time single season rushing record?  Despite the Packers’ Ahab-like obsession with stopping AP (which allowed QB Christian Ponder to have a heck of a game), he still had a huge day to cap off his MVP season that ended just 9 yards short of the record.  With time winding down and the score tied, Peterson burst through the Green Bay box for a 27-yard gain that set up Blair Walsh’s game-winning field goal.  AP got within 9 and took his previously 3 - 13 team to the playoffs exactly one year after tearing his ACL and MCL at FedEx Field.  You just can’t write this stuff, folks.

2) Seahawks 14, Packers 12 in Week 3
Ah, the botched call heard round the world that ended a ridiculously unnecessary NFL referee lockout. (Side note: Though unintentional, it’s pretty interesting that three of the best games listed here involve the Packers playing second fiddle to unlikely victors.)  But before we get back to that, let’s not forget that this was actually a really great 59 minutes of football despite the low score and ridiculous ending.  Seattle rookie QB Russell Wilson still hadn’t totally found his rhythm, but the Seahawks’ defense had a killer game with a forced fumble and 8 sacks, holding Aaron Rodgers to 0 TD passes on the day.  Even so, the game wouldn’t be particularly memorable if left to those 59 minutes in a close but admirable loss for the young Seahawks.  Then a... miracle?... happened.  With the clock expiring and the ‘Hawks down 7 - 12, Wilson scrambled to throw a Hail Mary from midfield that went right into the arms of the Packers’ MD Jennings with Seattle’s Golden Tate trying to wrestle possession away underneath him.  While initially ruled simultaneous possession and therefore a TD for the Seahawks, ill-fated replacement referee Wayne Elliott went under the hood to review the call.  While Elliott took his time, replay after replay clearly showed that Jennings had intercepted the pass, which should have given the game to the Packers.  Instead, against all reason Elliott confirmed the initial TD ruling giving the game to the Seahawks.  The CenturyLink crowd went wild while the horrified Packers had to be coaxed out of the locker room for 10 minutes in order for Seattle to kick an arbitrary extra point.  While devastating to the Green Bay faithful, the Fail Mary had finally done what three weeks of embarrassingly poor officiating had not: created a situation in which 1) the final outcome of the game was entirely contingent on a referee call; 2) the right call was obvious to players, coaches and fans alike; and 3) the wrong call was awarded, costing a team a win and also, ever so tangentially, swinging the Vegas line exchange $300 million.  Three days later, the real refs returned to the field with the most thunderous, short-lived applause they will ever receive.

1) Ravens 38, Broncos 35 in the Divisional Round
This game really had it all.  A David and Goliatch matchup between two first ballot Hall of Famers and their teams. Two overtime periods.  Explosive plays.  Back and forth scoring.  Manning face.  With the whole postseason in the rear view, it's isn't nearly as surprising in retrospect that the Baltimore Ravens were able to knock off the heavily favored Denver Broncos with a disruptive defense and the arm of Joe Flacco.  There isn't a play that better captures the Ravens' against-all-odds Super Bowl season than the Flacco-to-Jacoby Jones bomb to tie the game with 30 seconds left in regulation, which by most standards, is also the most memorable play of the whole season.  Boy did Patriots fans feel silly temporarily rooting for Baltimore on a brutally cold evening at Mile High.

February 4, 2013

Super Bowl XLVII Recap and Why the Ravens Earned This Lombardi

I'm not sure there are any other truly viable candidates for "Weirdest Super Bowl Ever," but this Sunday in New Orleans definitely wins that one hands down.  Just about everyone outside of the 410 area code is still flabbergasted, but I'm here to rationalize you right back into closure.  At the very least, everyone ought to be in agreement that these two teams deserved to be here and that in the end, they gave each other all they could handle, which made for great drama for the rest of us.  By the way, can I mention early and often how I totally nailed this Super Bowl prediction?  I got the exact margin of victory and MVP honors and captured the spirit of both teams' strengths and missteps along the way.  It was a nice way to go out 8 - 3 in the playoffs and 7 - 4 against the spread.

Anyway, enough with the diversions, here are some meditations on why this Ravens Team of Destiny got what they deserved in SB XLVII:

Why the 49ers Lost

Let's just get this out of the way with some unfortunate puns to boot.  San Francisco stayed true to its whine country roots, claiming that the 49ers were robbed on a holding no-call at the goal line on their final drive.  I will concede that the no-call was questionable to put it mildly, but the rationale that this single play cost San Francisco the entire game is as nerve-rattling to me as the argument that the Niners were a couple botched punt returns away from the Super Bowl last year.  It's all sour grapes when you look at the bigger picture of how this team played each whole game in question.  Let's stay with this analogy for a minute.  Last year, San Francisco was doomed by really bad offensive momentum, not just a botched return game.  With Alex Smith under center and completing less than 50% of his passes, the team converted only 1 of 13 third downs, failed to capitalize on their only trip to the red zone in the entire game and was supremely fortunate to take the Giants to overtime at all with a -2 turnover margin.  With those kind of results, it is quite specious to assume that the 49ers would have somehow been guaranteed a victory if Kyle Williams had just stayed home.

Now let's apply that same lens to what happened during this Super Bowl.  To be fair, the 49ers accomplished a crazy-impressive rally that they should be proud of in retrospect.  After a very sloppy first half and down 6 - 28 when the Superdome went dark, San Francisco took advantage of the circumstances before them and rallied back with a 17 - 0 run in just 4 minutes.  I don't know of another team or quarterback in the NFL right now capable of doing this, and I'm thrilled we got to see the Niners at their best, if for a fleeting moment.  Suddenly it's a 2-point game in the fourth quarter but you know what's coming.
Still, a lot of mystical things had to go right for the 49ers to get there in the first place.  The officiating crew made it clear from the get go that they were going to let these two teams play scrappy ball for the duration of this game.  CB Chris Culliver got away with a very obvious illegal contact play in the first half that, if called, puts Torrey Smith and the Ravens inside the 10-yard line.  Instead, the Ravens had to punt the ball away.  There was also an interesting no-call when Joe Flacco was hit well out of bounds after a scramble.  Then John Harbaugh called a mind-bogglingly awful fake field goal inside the red zone that ought to have put the Ravens up another 3 points, and we're looking at what could have been an additional 6 - 10 points of margin for Baltimore before halftime.  Instead, these breaks for the 49ers put them back "just" 2, soon to be 3 possessions.  We'll never know for certain what would have happened differently if the power hadn't gone out, but there was obviously a huge shift in momentum in the 49ers favor for whatever reason in the third quarter.  Throw in big injuries to the Ravens' top rush defender Haloti Ngata, who was no longer there to stuff Frank Gore in the middle, and RB Bernard Pierce, who was having much more success on the ground running down the clock than Ray Rice, and the game really opened up for SF in no small part because of things beyond their control.

So now we get to the play in question-- the hold on 4th down that stifled the 49ers' last breath of hope.  Nevermind OC Greg Roman's questionable play-calling or the fact that Joe Flacco will still have almost 2 minutes and all 3 timeouts to get his team into field goal range regardless of the outcome here.  Why were the 49ers down to that last play in the first place?  Well, San Francisco already mishandled two opportunities on turnovers including a rough interception that fell right into Ed Reed's opportunistic arms.  They also converted only 2 of 9 (22%) third downs on the day compared to Baltimore's 9 of 16 (56%).  They failed on a two-point conversion that would have allowed them to tie the game at that controversial juncture with a field goal instead of having to go for a TD.  They only capitalized on 2 of 6 (33%) of their trips to the red zone compared to Baltimore's 50% conversion rate.  So what's my point?  That this one play was far from San Francisco's only opportunity to win this game.  Heck, they exploited this very issue to perfection two weeks ago when the Falcons had four shots in the red zone to go ahead but just couldn't get it done.  When you add it all up--2 turnovers, 1 unsuccessful fourth down and 3 punts all resulting in 0 points; and 3 field goals and a failed 2-point conversion that left up to 14 points on the table--there's just a point when your team runs out of time, opportunity and in some cases, luck.  Let it be consolation to more than a few fans that the 49ers will be back here soon.

How the Ravens Won

Regardless of how you fell about the 49ers' fate, those feelings should not discredit the Baltimore Ravens, who did absolutely everything they had to do from start to finish in this postseason to hoist the Lombardi on Sunday night.  Joe Flacco put an exclamation point on what no one predicted would be one of the very best postseason performances of a QB of all time with a well-deserved Super Bowl MVP award.  If you don't believe me, Flacco is only the second quarterback in NFL history to throw 11 TDs and 0 INTs in the playoffs alongside Hall of Famer Joe Montana.  It's as though the karma of Lee Evans' TD drop in last season's AFC Championship swung back to the Ravens threefold with stellar efforts from Torrey Smith, Anquan Boldin and most of all Jacoby Jones, who also had an MVP-caliber performance in his hometown of New Orleans with nearly 300 all-purpose yards on Sunday.  They had their way with the San Francisco secondary with big play after big play threaded through the narrowest passing lane margins of error.  I loved how Flacco turned Kaepernick-style scrambling on its head by darting farther back in the pocket to avoid the pass rush while setting up the long ball that nobody throws better.  Obviously those were improvised moves, but they spoke to this surging QB's cool confidence when so many (including 2008 - 2012 Joe Flacco) would have made panicky mistakes or thrown the ball away.

As evidenced by the stats in the 49ers' section, Baltimore's defense also played a critical role in this game as they have done all 2013 long, even though it did a number on our collective blood pressure.  Ed Reed joked in the postgame interview that his team "took the ugly girl to the dance and stayed with her," meaning that while these Ravens haven't been as dominant in all phases of the defense as they've been in past generations, they've gotten the job done with their style of play against not one but three of the top offenses in the NFL in the playoffs.  Maybe it was the extra experience, the will power and/or a rich two weeks of film study, but as I predicted, Baltimore was able to keep Colin Kaepernick and company off balance early in this game to huge effect.  They stuffed the run brilliantly in the first half and forced two big takeaways that made the 49ers offense look more cautious than we've seen in quite a few weeks.  Even when San Francisco was able to find success with its own big passing plays with Michael Crabtree and Vernon Davis, they couldn't find the end zone until 3 minutes into the third quarter.
Ultimately, the red zone matchup is what put the Ravens over the edge against the 49ers, especially with those aggressive blitzing schemes that so few other opponents have been brave enough to use with any real effect against Colin Kaepernick.  (Expect this to be a key area for Kaepernick's growth next season by the way, as the young QB completed only 1 of 8 passes in the end zone during the playoffs and missed some big opportunities with Randy Moss downfield on Sunday).  The red zone game has been this slow but smart and experienced Ravens defense's bread and butter all season long, and it held them together during the Super Bowl despite giving up the most yards by a winning team in SB history.  Baltimore may not have been able to outrun or overpower skill players in the open field, but they know how to read offenses in short field situations and cover (and OK, maybe sometimes hold) all of their bases when their backs are against the wall.  They have played more to their own strengths and weaknesses than any other team this season when it mattered most, even when it hasn't necessarily fit the mold of what we expect from a championship team.  And as if that red zone defense serves as the tidiest of metaphors for Baltimore's now-legendary playoff journey, these Ravens don't back down, no matter the circumstances.

Stray Notes

Because the Super Bowl is a gargantuan affair beyond those 60 minutes on the field (plus an additional 60 minutes of halftime antics and power outages), here are a few stray notes I have from the external affairs of the big dance:

Best Super Bowl Commercials - There were only a few true diamonds in the rough this year, which is honestly the same as it is every year despite the hype, but my top three Super Bowl commercials are:
  1. Taco Bell Senior Night - Great revealed use of soundtrack, visuals and concept for what I hope more old people actually do in their spare time than I'm aware of.
  2. Leon Sandcastle - There are a ton of promo-happy athletes without much of a genuine sense of humor or charisma about them like Aaron Rodgers and (sorry) Drew Brees, but Deion Sanders is the exception.  Loved the "looks like an ugly Deion Sanders" line.
  3. Joe Montana Stain - I'm actually scraping a little bit for this last spot, but I liked the tie-in here to both teams playing in the Super Bowl and some sly domestic sabotage.
Beyonce Rocked It - I generally hate these halftime shows and with good reason for all the robotic start-stop medleys and tongue-in-cheek cameos.  But Beyonce punched her inauguration critics in the face with a killer performance that reminded us just why she gets to hang out at the White House whenever the hell she wants.  Pre-recorded or not, that voice is untouchable.

CBS Coverage During the Blackout Was Hilariously Bad - Oh my Kanye how I loathe having to listen to Phil Simms and Jim Nantz under normal circumstances, but they would have sounded like Oscar Wilde in comparison to the yokels CBS put on the sidelines during that painful 30-minute blackout.  I don't even want to know what kind of paycheck Steve Tasker took home to tell us repeatedly that the lights looked like they might turn on pretty soon instead of gleaning anything interesting whatsoever from the 53 championship athletes playing rock-paper-scissors on the sidelines.

NFL Honors Got It Right - Fortunately due to this blog and this blog alone [except not at all], the NFL Honors voters came to their senses this year and selected the league's real MVP instead of the "most valuable QB"... who it so happens wasn't the most valuable in any statistical category anyhow.  I also loved that voters finally acknowledged that MVP Adrian Peterson can also be the Player of the Year on his side of the ball instead of treating it like a weird also-ran consolation prize.  Finally, it is both appropriate and ironic that the NFL Play of the Year went to new champ Ray Rice for that superhuman 4th and 29 run against the Chargers back in November.  Call it a sign of the Rasputin-like Ravens to come or the kind of crazy lagniappe that got them to the playoffs in the first place, but that play wraps up one of the most bananas yet triumphant seasons of football we've seen in a while... until next year.

February 1, 2013

Playoff Predictions: Super Bowl XLVII

Welp, it all comes down to this.  And whereas I envisioned myself riding into New Orleans on a unicorn with a wealth of expertise and page-turning analysis to impart, I'm pretty wiped out.  I mean, you already know what these teams are worth on offense, defense, special teams, coaching staff, equipment managers and waterboys from the overabundance of media coverage and my own bloggage (take two Lipitor and call me in the morning... zing?).  So let's just get down to the nitty gritty and focus on the key remaining questions to this game and my asinine prediction:

Q1: Are these quarterbacks really "battle-tested" at this point?
Hard to say, hard to say.  Both teams have gone up against pretty mellow defenses for the most part this postseason.  Arguably the biggest went to the Ravens when they faced a robust Broncos defense that helped Tim Tebow win a playoff game last year, mind you.  But the Ravens stayed in that one for all 75+ minutes by exploiting either an overestimated or overconfident Denver secondary that did not show up in the clutch.  Otherwise, these two teams have shown themselves to be quite offensively able in the playoffs against decent but middling defenses, and that means we are headed into unknown territory on Sunday.  This will be the most physical game of the playoffs and both QBs' finesse games will be tested heavily.  I give Flacco a slight edge for his growing successful playoffs resume, while Kaepnernick has looked a little more vulnerable against physical teams like the Seahawks and Rams in the past.

Q2: Does experience matter like it used to?
In a year when three rookie QBs went to the playoffs for the first time and the two starters in the Super Bowl have less than seven years of pro experienced combined,  this platitude will surely be questioned.  But while both teams have some big-time vets between them, Baltimore has a bit more experience at key positions than the 49ers do at this point, for whatever that's worth.  From QB to LB to Safety to Coach, the Ravens have seen a little bit of everything, but don't expect this to merit a golden ticket to the Lombardi, necessarily.  Part of the 49ers' charm is their use of surprise tactics that most pro players aren't used to seeing.  A key on Sunday will be whether or not San Fran can put that creative adaptability to good use against a Ravens team that has had more time to do film study on the bells and whistles than any other opponent thus far.  On the converse, is Baltimore physically equipped to keep up with a younger and faster 49ers offense?  San Francisco definitely looks the part of a confident, veteran team will all the right moves, speed and strength.  And they've got a seasoned defensive core that won't let Flacco stand in the pocket for innumerable shots down the field.

Q3: What about the intangibles?
There are a lot of interesting but mostly meaningless stats at play in this one.  For example, the 49ers are one of the few undefeated Super Bowl teams still in play with a league-best 5 - 0 record.  They haven't lost a game this year when they've scored 17 or more points.  But the Ravens are 3 - 1 against the Niners all time and won against Alex Smith last year in the first and only Harbaugh v. Harbaugh game to date.  They'e also at 100% in the Super Bowl with a 1 - 0 record and seem to have had no limit in January against their toughest opponents.  With so few previous Super Bowl contenders on each roster and coaches who couldn't possibly know each other's tendencies any better, both will have every reason to fight this one to the death.  "Who wants it more?" is a moot point.  Much in the way the Colts were able to get to 11 - 5 against all odds (and negative point differential this season) with an inspiring figure to rally around, the Ravens will rally around Ray Lewis while the 49ers will rally around Colin Kaepnerick to get their last and first rings, respectively.  We don't even have to get into these two coaches' top notch motivational abilities.

Q4: How bad is our confirmation bias?
In other words, do we really know what it is we don't know?  I've been fitting the Ravens into a neat and tidy analogy to the 2011/07 Giants who were just destined to beat the high-flying Patriots in those two Super Bowls.  I've also been thinking that the 49ers look just about unbeatable on both sides of the ball and in a number of individual matchups because of their two impressive playoffs outings.  But this will be a different kind of game than those the Giants, Ravens or 49ers have played, and the playoff sample size is still pretty small at the end of the day.  Both of these teams could have been eliminated before they got here between Baltimore's miraculous Hail Mary at Mile High and the 49ers' test against the Falcons who had multiple opportunities to go ahead in the fourth quarter of the NFC Championship but couldn't capitalize.  I question my assumptions about these teams here, but you gotta break some eggs to make this omelet already.

Q5: So what's your dumb prediction already?
I don't know how and I don't know why, but I have a bizarre and unshakable feeling that the Ravens will win this one.  This looks like one of the most even splits in predictions we've seen in a while among pundits even though San Francisco still has a 4-point advantage in Vegas.  Heck, the 49ers might well outplay Baltimore statistically in most or all phases of the game, but somehow I think the Ravens will pull it off.  Chalk it up to the experience (which might matter a lot) or the "we've come this far" narrative (which I think matters a whole lot more), but I think Baltimore on the backs of Ray Lewis, Haloti Ngata and Ed Reed among others will figure out how to do enough to keep Colin Kaepernick off balance while Joe Flacco attacks San Francisco's good-not-great secondary with the confidence of a contract hunter.  I see at least one costly young QB mistake for Kaepernick and one shanked field goal for David Akers that will take away the Niners' margin.  John gets the longer tenure/older sibling bump in order to keep up with Jim's more stacked roster and calculated risk-taking.  In a close one, it's Ravens 27, 49ers 24.  MVP: Joe Flacco


So How's My Postseason Pickin'?
So Far:
7 - 3
Against the Spread:
6 - 4