June 27, 2013

A Reason to Love and Hate Every NFL Team This Season: AFC North Edition

Fresh off the offseason blogging hiatus and full of speculative anticipation for the 2013 NFL season, here are my reasons to love and hate every NFL team this season, AFC North edition:

Cincinnati Bengals


Love - Youth Meets Experience
Cincy has made a lot of the right moves in amassing quality young talent during three seasons of consecutive playoff appearances.  What's more, many of these players now have multiple years of pro experience in critical roles to turn up the dial, especially Andy Dalton, AJ Green and a very powerful pass-rushing unit.  New Bengal James Harrison ought to help out in coaching up that high-potential defense as well.  With a lot of questions and transitions on other rosters around the division, this season's AFC North title looks ripe for the stable and growing Bengals' picking.  I for one look forward to Geno Atkins raising holy terror en route to a memorable Cincy climb in the rankings.
 Hate - The Playoffs Hurdle
Hey, if Mike Smith's Falcons could do it last January, why not Marvin Lewis' Bengals next time?  Cincinnati is fast becoming a trendy pick to take the AFC North in 2013 and make a real run in the playoffs.  But after a particularly ugly outing against the Texans this past postseason (and in the 2012 playoffs), it is clear that this Bengals team still has a lot of work to do in the high-stakes, bright light environs of the NFL playoffs.  Especially when Andy Dalton attempts to throw anything over 15 yards.  Yeesh.

Cleveland Browns


Love -  Trent Richardson Stepping Up
Sure, Cleveland is very much a developing team at best, but at least RB Trent Richardson stepped up to his high draft pick status during his rookie year.  With new HC Rob Chudzinski at the helm--who served as OC with the likes of Carolina's DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart in previous years--there is good reason to believe Richardson can continue his upward trajectory on a team that desperately needs sustained offensive performance.  His bruising style of yards after contact will certainly make a few highlight reels this year.

Hate - Jimmy Haslam, Sketchy Amirite?
Even before the whole corporate-FBI-raid-temporary-resignation thing with Jimmy Haslam's real object of affection, truck stops, the Cleveland faithful were starting to get a bit anxious about their new owner's management style.  Less than a year into Haslam's acquisition of the Browns, he has played equal parts front office micromanager and absentee CEO spending most of his days in Tennessee.  It seems quite clear now that owning an NFL team for Haslam much more a leisurely distraction than a full-time commitment.  Why didn't someone just get him a puppy instead?  Good thing Browns fans can handle this kind of misery a lot better than most.  In the apt words of SI's Paul Forrester, "For some, the fact that a team's owner is under investigation by the FBI would constitute an impending disaster.  For anyone following the Browns, it's little more than a flower of frosting on a cake of disappointment the team has baked its fans for decades."

Baltimore Ravens


Love - Flacco's Opportunity to Sustain "Elite" Status
Sure there's no guarantee, especially after one lands record contract cash like Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco did in the offseason, but this QB put on one of the most flawless performances of all time during the 2012 postseason that we hope will be the rule and the not exception in 2013 and beyond.  With so much retooling on defense for the Ravens, Flacco's performance as well as his team leadership will be essential to Baltimore's success this year. More than a few fans are already praying he lives up to those sky high and highly compensated expectations while this team is in heavy transition.
Hate - The Free Agency Talent Drain
I trust GM Ozzie Newsome more than most with regards to knowing what he's doing right now, but the 2013 Ravens will be an even more starkly different roster than I first anticipated.  Among the formerly Lombardi-hoisting names that have since gone elsewhere, Ed Reed, Paul Kruger, Anquan Boldin, Bernard Pollard and Dannell Ellerbe are headed to Benhamin-filled pastures on some other field.  With all of these big moves and Ray Lewis' retirement, the locker room will surely experience some level of leadership vacuum for a while.  With so much drastic turnover, it makes you wonder how this team could possibly repeat a performance like 2012 any time soon, though I'll grant that Mr. Newsome understands the long term better than just about anyone else in the business.

Pittsburgh Steelers


Love - An Up-and-Coming Steel Curtain
Much like the Ravens, the Steelers were busy overhauling their aging roster during this offseason with notable departures from Mike Wallace and James Harrison.  But unlike a few other teams--I'm looking at you, New York Jets--they zeroed in on attending to these needs in free agency and the draft in a smart and substantive fashion.  First rounder Jarvis Jones seems like a sure thing in maintaining a scary pass rush in Pittsburgh, and key offensive pieces like Ben Roethlisberger and center David DeCastro will be in much better health in September if the preseason doesn't kill them first. All told, it feels like at least one unknown player on this rejuvenated squad will be making a name for himself in 2013, and the Steelers should be poised to improve on their 8-8 record from 2012.

Hate - Declining Star Power
I don't doubt that we'll be singing the praises of some newbies in Steeler Nation this year, but the biggest names of this franchise's last decade are starting to fade into the background, especially when you think about the Steelers' Super Bowl veterans.  Hines Ward is a year removed from the league, Santonio Holmes, Mike Wallace, James Harrison and Rashard Mendenhall no longer call Heinz Field home, and Troy Polamalu and Ben Roethlisberger are quickly becoming decrepit with years of smashmouth wear and tear.  The jersey sales office might be starting to sweat, I'm just sayin'.

June 24, 2013

A Reason to Love and Hate Every NFL Team This Season: AFC East Edition

Welcome to the sports desert of June to August, my friends.  Fortunately, we've been blessed with exceptionally exciting championship series-es between the Heat and Spurs in the NBA and the Bruins and Blackhawks in the NHL to intrigue even the most vaguely interested fans.  But you know the rest with the people hitting balls with sticks and racquets of various kinds.  The good news is that I've officially returned from my offseason blogging hiatus to give you all the premature speculation you can stand between now and that magical September 5th opener between the Ravens and the Broncos.

Without further adieu, here are the reasons to love and hate every NFL team this 2013 season, AFC East edition:

Buffalo Bills


Love - Turning Over A[nother] New Leaf
Surely, somewhere in the annals of longitudinal football statistics, there has to be an increasing chance that the Bills will finally do something, anything positive this time. With so many coaching changes over the past ten years and nary a winning record or playoff spot to show for it, something's gotta give in Buffalo.  The Bills' revolving door of coaches rivals that of the Hogwarts Dark Arts program, but maybe newbie Doug Marrone will surprise us all after rubbing elbows with Sean Payton a few years ago on the Saints' staff.  Plus, the front office finally got around to reading my offseason advice and released Ryan "Filthy Rich Deadweight" Fitzpatrick.

Hate - A Long Way to the Top
God bless the poor Bills fan who still truly believes this season will be different.  Buffalo is still in the middle of the longest active playoff drought in the NFL and two decades removed from the golden age of Jim Kelly and Marc Levy.  Despite the many coaching and roster shakeups in the years since, the Lucy of sports fate continues to pull the ball away from the Bills' Charlie Brown, so they are guilty until proven innocent with the latest reconfiguration.  Don't get me wrong, this team definitely has room to grow and maybe the front office knows something we don't about first round QB E.J. Manuel, but don't get your short term hopes up too much.

Miami Dolphins


Love - Big Free Agency Hauls
Given the bust that was the Eagles' most recent fantasy roster, there are plenty of fans out there eager to see if a similar free agency experiment in Miami could actually work this time.  The Dolphins front office made an NFL supermarket sweep in the spring and came away with the likes of Mike Wallace, Dustin Keller, Dannell Ellerbe and Brent Grimes among others.  And after the Jets' recent implosion, Kanye knows the rival Patriots need a much more worthy challenger in the division than they've had in a long while.

Hate - Miami Fans, the Worst Fans
I usually have a bit of a soft spot for underdogs that rise into contention, in no small part because it's great to see fans be rewarded after years of miserable loyalty.  But the Miami faithful are hardly just that.  The Dolphins and [somewhat understandably] the Marlins have struggled to reach even half capacity for home games for years.  Heck, even the freaking league-best Heat experienced the stench of fair weather deserters during what could have been the Heat's last game of an awe-inspiring season and what ended up being one of the greatest basketball games in a decade when the chips were down.  If there's a city of "fans" that could possibly deserve this kind of free agency class less, I can't think of it.  But you know they'll be at max capacity in South Beach for at least the opener.

New York Jets


Love - Sanchez Riding the Pine
Le sigh. Initially I wrote that we should love the Jets for finally putting an end to the Tebow era in the NFL.  "Take a deep breath, America," I said.  "It only took an overwrought three years of media obsession to ouster Tim Tebow from a league he had little business being in in the first place." Now that Bill Belichick of all people has appropriated Tebow with no guaranteed money--presumably just to flaunt this terrible sunk cost at Rex Ryan every time these rivals face off--we'll have to put the pagan champagne on ice a bit longer.  But for things the Jets DO have control over, we can delight in seeing other terrible sunk cost Mark Sanchez getting benched once Geno Smith takes center stage in the three-ring Meadowlands circus.

Hate - A Revis-Less Island
On a roster that could use all the help it can possibly get at nearly every position but corner, why on Earth would you let go of your one undeniable, surefire asset?  The Jets may end up being just fine on defense this year anyway since they didn't lose too many steps with Revis out on IR last year, BUT they ended up spending multiple precious early draft picks on plugging a new hole in the dam instead of building talent in other key positions.  Yuck.

New England Patriots


Love - An Intriguing Schedule
Last year, the Pats had quite a cupcake schedule beating up everyone in the AFC South and AFC East.  This year, the Pats will have some great rematches against the Texans, Broncos and Ravens, and they'll also battle with the AFC North and NFC South, which have a lot of high-potential teams hoping to make a splash in 2013 including the Steelers, Bengals, Falcons, Saints and Buccaneers.  With a few less superstars on offense, the Patriots may have to fight a little harder to stay at the top of the conference than usual.

Hate - The Tight End Question
What a difference a couple of weeks makes.  In May, the only big concerns for New England were who would replace Wes Welker in the slot and how long it would take the rest of us to stop hating Bill Belichick/Josh McDaniels forever for signing Tim Tebow.  Now the Pats find themselves in a real bind with two phenomenal tight ends that may not make it to opening day.  All Pro Rob Gronkowski's summer has been filled with too many scalpels and not enough Jager Bombs.  Meanwhile, TE #2 Aaron Hernandez appears to be picking up the Ray-Lewis-murder-connection baton right where the retired Raven left off.  That's a lot of instability in the receiving corps that shouldn't be taken lightly, even with Belichick and Brady going into their 14th year together.