Greetings, sports fans. Back from the brink of total blog burnout, I decided it was time to give one of my most prized extracurriculars--my obsession over all things pro football--a new outlet. Admittedly, the timing is questionable since we're all in Week 2 of Super Bowl withdrawals and I really could not care less about the draft, the combine or those slow, agonizing weeks ahead of full-time Peyton Manning pout face.

Nevertheless, let this be a publicized start of a beautiful friendship between lady, pro football punditry and the beautiful sport... at least in 'merica.
-JLotz